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Those ambiguous fb posts that people post about things they don’t want to talk about

I never know what to say to these people when I see them irl. Cool, now I have to ask you how you are and tiptoe around the bajillion vague quotes and songs you’ve posted about the decline of your marriage and sound surprised when you bring it up.

Or worse, when I ask someone how they are and they look at me surprised and say “Haven’t you seen my fb?” When I haven’t.

Maybe I’m just paranoid but, I can’t stand the idea of people reading too far into things I post. I’ve even avoided listening to certain songs on Spotify because I don’t want people asking me why I’m “so sad” or if I miss my ex or something.

No, I’m fine. I just wanted to listen to that old ass Dido album because that was my shit when I was 14. If feelings arise at any point I prefer to just spew them to my friends via text at 2am, thanks.

I FOUND ICE CUBES ‘GOOD DAY’

gaws:

murkavenue:

CLUE 1:
     “went to short dogs house,
       they was watching Yo MTV
       RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
               Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
               Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
      ”The Lakers beat the Super 
       Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY 23 1993 where the Lakers beat the Super Sonics:
      Nov 11 1988    114-103
      Nov 30 1988    110-106
      Apr    4 1989    115-97
      Apr  23 1989    121-117
      Jan  17 1990    100-90
      Feb  28 1990    112-107
      Mar  25 1990    116-94
      Apr  17  1990    102-101
      Jan  18  1991    105-96
      Mar  24  1991    113-96
      Apr  21  1991    103-100
      Jan  20  1992    116-110
CLUE 4:
Dates of those Laker wins over SuperSonics where it was a clear day with no Smog:
                Nov 30 1988
                Apr   4  1989
                Jan 18  1991
                Jan 20  1992
CLUE 5:
     “Got a beep from Kim, and
         she can fuck all night”
beepers weren’t adopted by mobile phone companies until the 1990s. Dates left where mobile beepers were availible to public:
                 Jan 18 1991
                 Jan 20 1992
CLUE 6:
Ice Cube starred in the film “Boyz in the hood” that released late Summer of 1991, but was being filmed mid-late 1990 early 1991 and Ice Cube was busy on set filming the movie Jan 18 1991 too busy to be lounging around the streets with no plans. Ladies and Gentlemen..

The ONLY day where:
Yo MTV Raps was on air
It was a clear and smogless day
Beepers were commercially sold
Lakers beat the SuperSonics
and Ice Cube had no events to attend was…
         
          JANUARY 20 1992
      National Good Day Day

-Donovan

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