17yr: woah calm down im just trying to date your dad
westendblues: If you follow a compliment with “what you mixed with?” when talking to a black person please fuck off forever.
Went looking for the lyrics to a James Blake song and google politely redirects me to the phenomena of retrograde ejaculation. Gee, thanks.
The Babe isn’t feeling well and is watching the first of a five disc documentary on the history of Britian. I want to gag on a chainsaw.
meancutie: my preferred pronouns are babygirl and princess
mybigfatredwedding: How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
I feel like screaming and crying. I don’t know how I’m supposed to do this.
A guide to consuming ethically in capitalism
anarcheluxemburg: Step One: You can’t
lindsaur-gor: There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would...