January 2011
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December 2010
cytoplasmandglitter:
me on new years day:
expectations
reality
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Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...
– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
That’s fucking gross, Cosmo
(via ivyyy)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha OH COSMO! This is so hot, I’ll totally be doing it tonight~
(via disgustinghuman)
i just gagged.
(via sexisbeautiful)
the phrase “delightful invitation for him to whoosh...
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My cousin’s wife(who happens to be white) just referred my cousin’s lips as “chocolate clouds”.
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Somewhere someone is thinking of you. Someone is calling you an angel. This...
– Henry Rollins
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affectionateanarchy replied to your photo: One year ago exactly
gosh, you’re pretty.
I love the fact that you said gosh.
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A study in Dr. Ruth's "Sex For Dummies" found that...
affectionateanarchy:
boyhips:
just going to leave this here..
BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WE’RE DOING.
^^^
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Reblog if you're ending 2010 single and not giving...
affectionateanarchy:
notesonascandal:
kidnoble:
No fucks at all are being given…
I’m fresh out of fucks to give. I’ll re-up around January 7th. Until then, no fucks will be given, unless I get a loan.
Girl do you need me to Western Union you a couple of fucks? I keep them tucked away for important shit like job interviews and and funerals and since I’ve had neither in a while, I’ve got...
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